Interview in the u.k

anonymous:"yea one of those guys right?,yea that would be me getting my bloody picture taken in black & white with my legs crossed and my coffee on a table steaming wearing a sleek pinstripe hat to match just my shoes.I think most writers (good unique writers) all sort of turn out that way for some odd"

john D:"what way would that be?"

anonymous:"have you seen any of those Dos Equis commercials?"

John D:"yea of course...worlds most interesting man,funny business(chuckles)"

anonymous:"well see it all comes from a lifetime of adventure outside the box and just being proud to be different,only then can you say your capable of something great.All of the best authors and writers have the most intriguing personalities,what ever happened to that?,intriguing personality?.I want to be able to sit down for an interview one day with an ear to ear smile,then the interviewer will ask "ya mind sharin' the laugh" then id be all like "it would take 50 years to explain...take a seat" I don't know if you catch me...do you?"

John D:"yea mate deepest stuff I heard all year, I think i want to be an artist now (haha).So how would one such as your self describe...ha..your self,because you don't seem to be moving with the wind so to speak"

anonymous:"first of all I'm a solid 180 pounds haha,no wind is giving me a ride any time soon but yea...I think I would describe my self as...umm ok here... I am that change that i want to see in people...better yet the world,now I'm not perfect that's just the worst but i mean in terms of a mental state,I gladly separate myself from the rest,we weren't born with this way "I'm lost with out the new" not that the new isn't cool and fun but I'm just not caught up in it...playstation is the coolest shit but mine just sits there these days,i would rather write or just sit there and think...speaking of which I heard ps4 will be controlled by the mind"

John D:"your shitting me man,you mean similar to something on par with the matrix I'm taking it?"

anonymous:"yea...technology has come a long way for sure"

John D:"no doubt man,so how long have you been doin what you do?,and I say what you do because you have many talents from what I can see"

anonymous:"haha thank you well I've b...."

John D:"yea I do apologize we've been gettin a bit of quakes lately...that one felt pretty heavy though ay? haha"

(window shatters in another room of the building)

John D:"oh...umm,I dont know should we stop for a bit? yea lets just chill out for a bit I'll ask_____ to check it out,would you like a drink at all?"

anonymous:"ha no no im cool,so what does everyone do for fun around here?"

(John D's eyes sink in his head and his cheeks get puffy)

anonymous:"wtf man?!...YO! should...."

(John D gets sucked through the window of the 21st floor)
(anonymous looks through half the building,no one is around...)